Showing posts with label stitches. Show all posts
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Wellington. A capital city, or a town?

Friday, September 3, 2010 by Sarah
I was grateful to set foot on the north island after a very rough crossing from the south. I felt sick for approximately 80% of the journey, which I'm sure was entirely due to the waves, and nothing at all to do with my morning of wine-tasting. As it was already early evening, and raining, we decided to head straight to our campsite and not venture to the city until the morning.

Fortunately the next morning dawned bright and sunny, and so we set off for the capital, full of excitement about being back in an urban centre after 2 weeks of country living. As the first stop in the north, this also meant the beginning of uncharted territory for James, whose last trip to New Zealand was confined to the snowboarding meccas of the south.

We began with a tour of Te Papa, New Zealand's premier museum, and home of all things Maori (translated, “te papa” means “our place”). It was absolutely enormous, with loads of different exhibits organised seemingly haphazardly. As a result, we were a little bewildered as to where to begin, especially as we refused to resort to using a map – on principle, I might add. Entrance to the museum was free, but you then had to pay the equivalent of an entrance fee to buy a map of the place, and to go on a guided tour. Very cheeky. Eventually we found our way to the things we wanted to see, and enjoyed wandering around life-size models of marae (Maori meeting houses), parekhas (food storage huts) and wakas (war canoes). From the exhibit about early English settlers, we learned that to pass the time on the 5 week sailing voyage between England and New Zealand, common pastimes included “having affairs, and placing bets on dessert-eating competitions between fellow passengers.” Sounds awesome.

Our 'museum stamina' appears to have gone down, rather than up on this trip, and so after about an hour and a half we'd had enough. Full of good intentions to return again later, we left, and wandered into town. We walked the length of Cuba Street, home of edgy vintage shops and cool cafes, and also a water feature made up of trowels which literally had James riveted for about 10 minutes. I had to pull him away. We also enjoyed a trip in the cable car to the top of the hill, which gave great views over the city, and a walk down through the Botanical Gardens. The first curator of the gardens used to live on site, and he and his wife met for lunch everyday on the same bench, with sandwiches she'd prepare each morning.

Now although it is the capital of NZ, it only has a population of some 500,000 people, and so is one of the smallest capitals we've ever been to. Really it's more like a town. A nice town, but a town nevertheless. By about 5pm (including a 2 hour stop at the hospital to get my stitches removed) we were done, and with a long drive to Napier ahead of us, we decided to start that evening (sorry, Te Papa). As we were leaving, the heavens opened, and we drove for a couple of hours along mountain roads through driving rain. It was too far to Napier in those conditions. Instead we made it as far as Masterton, 'famous' in certain circles for an annual 3-day sheep-shearing competition. Nuff said.

Just two sweet-as boarders rockin' the Remarks

Thursday, August 26, 2010 by James
Twisty roads hacked into canyon walls lead us into Queenstown. Lord of the Rings type scenery. Lots of tors and vales and mountains.

This little huddle of smart buildings on the shores of Lake Wakatipu was once a tiny farming town until two yokels discovered gold in the Shotover River in 1856. Experienced and novice prospectors from Australia and China descended en masse, mining the place dry within 40 years. After that, Queenstown was left for dead until its two very ski-able mountain ranges and gorgeous lake facilitated a reincarnation in the 1950s as a tourist mecca. This reputation as a Destination was then turbo-charged in the 90s as aggressive geography and the lax Kiwi safety regulations enabled it to become the self-proclaimed Extreme Sports Capital of the World.

We arrived in Queenstown late in the afternoon after a long drive from Dunedin. Like Methven, being in Queenstown brings back lots of memories from my snowboarding holiday with Axit, Ed and Will. I'm sure I bored Sarah stupid with an unprompted tour of the town centre: '...and this is Winnie's where I wore my potted plant fancy dress outfit and some guy tried to piss on me', 'That's the Southern Laughter where we drank sake in the hot tub and Axit threw up in a bin', 'Over there is the Subway where Will used to order double-meat foot-longs after a hard day at the Remarks'. 'This is the spot where I nearly drove Ed and myself into a bus'. It was good to be back.

Before the shops shut that evening we were able to hire snowboarding gear and lift tickets for the following day at The Remarkables ski resort. (Opinion is divided as to whether this name is due to the fact that the mountains simply look 'remarkable' or whether they are more scientifically named as remarkable as they are one of only two mountain ranges in the world that run directly north-south. Having met a number of Kiwis, my money's on the former reason). As we only had one day in our itinerary to get up the mountain, I persuaded Sarah to try snowboarding for the day. I dredged up all the lessons I remembered from when I learned and barraged Sarah with them all at once: 'Pretend you're sitting on a toilet', 'Do less', 'Imagine you're carrying a tea tray', 'Look as cool as possible'. Despite all this good advice Sarah did incredibly well, and by the end of the day was casually swooping back and forth down the mountain.

To celebrate her achievement, I suggested that we sit on our boards and toboggan down the last 20 metres to car park where the bus was waiting to pick us up and drive us back to Queenstown. I reached the bottom before Sarah, and as I turned to watch her coast the last few metres and get ready to dish out the hi-fives, she held up a right hand, dripping with blood.

In the doctor's in Queenstown we learned that she had when she caught her thumb under the board edge she had sliced completely through her skin and right down to the joint capsule, just missing the tendons. We also learned that I'll be of absolutely no use during child-birth as I nearly passed out – twice – whilst she had a couple of stitches put in.

The upside of the whole experience for Sarah, aside from discovering a natural snowboarding (but not tobogganing) ability, is that her stitches prevent her from doing any cooking or washing up for the remainder of the trip.